Does your cat need a fix? We’ve got the good stuff.
Packaged as "Confiscated Evidence," this isn't your average pet store dust—this is Class A Nip.
 
We've secured a shipment of premium grade, air-dried catnip that is highly potent and guaranteed to cause chaos. Whether your feline is a recreational user or a hardcore addict, this stash is fresh, fine-cut, and ready for recreational use.
 
Why this stash is strictly top-shelf:
•Maximum Potency: High-grade organic catnip, air-dried to preserve essential oils.
•Fine Cut: Perfect for sprinkling on scratchers, stuffing into refillable toys, or serving neat on the carpet.
•100% Organic: No fillers, just pure plant power.
 
Disclaimer: Legal in all 50 states (and Australia). Intended for cats only.
Humans will just taste tea.